So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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