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i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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