I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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