you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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