whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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