Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
jump out the window naked night went bad
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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