Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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