Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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