Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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