She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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