yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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