You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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