3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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