Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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