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Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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