i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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