we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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