Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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