Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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