Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish my penis had an off switch
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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