I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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