we're chasing vodka with high fives
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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