you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Do vagina's smell?
My balls are so social today.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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