I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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