3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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