i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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