the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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