I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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