C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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