Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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