Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Let's paint friendship bongs
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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