I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
