I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
