OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
