do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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