would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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