When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Dignity is for republicans.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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