i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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