If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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