He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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