I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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