East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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