id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
