i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
