look no pants
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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