Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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