Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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