Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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