Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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