I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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