have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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